1. Latke Vodka is Amaze-balls!
2. Scott Kaufman spotted!!!!
3. More Jews here than anywhere else tonight!
4. Let’s have LOTS of mitzvahs tonight…
5. Welcome home, expats!!! #DoItForDetroit
6. I can’t dance… I wanna do it… I can’t dance… I’m too Jewish!
7. If you’re Jewish and you know it, clap your hands!
8. I’m even single. But half of my ex’s are in this room.
9. Alana, Will you marry me?
10. She said…. YES!
